93 Times People Would’ve Rather Got Plates And Glasses Instead Of These Disasters (New Pics)

The competition in the restaurant industry is brutal. So, it's only natural that establishments want to offer people something the joint down the street still doesn't have on its menu. But if the sole purpose of standing out is simply to stand, it can quickly lead to something hilarious. Or ridiculous. Or even worse, both.

Bored Panda already wrote about restaurants trying to impress their customers too hard here, here, and here but people continue posting pictures of absurd food servings, so we continue covering them. From eating spaghetti off the fricking table to receiving your starter in a sink, continue scrolling to check out the newest batch of Gordon Ramsay's nightmares.

#1 Though This Really Is The Stairway To Heaven

Image credits: yespineapplebacon

#2 Most Expensive Restaurant I've Ever Been. Chef Literally Made The Starter In Our Hand

Image credits: Zero_Boss

#3 The One Vegetarian Entrée At This Restaurant Is Served Inside The Shell Of A Dead Sea Creature

Image credits: Nephelus

#4 It’s Getting Out Of Hand

Image credits: psburton

#5 Spaghetti Bolognese In A Bread Cone

Image credits: Cyclonekmb

#6 Saw This On A Friend’s Instagram. The Horror

Image credits: SwaggerWaggon123

#7 This Whole Thing Is Just Wrong!

"So I went on a date today and we went to a nice restaurant before going to the movies and I ordered the “iced grape popsicles” for dessert because I love grape Popsicles so why not right?…..so the waiter brings out the “iced grape popsicles” aND THEY WERE LITERALLY 3 FROZEN GRAPES ON STICKS…..I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE OFFENDED IN MY LIFE…SINCE WHEN ARE 3 [FRIGGIN] FROZEN GRAPES IN A [FRIGGIN] VASE AN ACCEPTABLE SINGLE DESSERT ORDER..ITS NOT EVEN FROZEN GRAPE JUICE OR SOMETHING ITS LITERALLY JUST A 0.02$ GRAPE THAT WAS PUT ON A STICK THEN FROZEN…LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY WROTE THIS DOWN ON THE MENU THINKING “OH YEAH PEOPLE [FRIGGIN] LOVE COLD GRAPES” AND SOME OTHER ASSHAT SAID “BRAH. HEAR ME OUT, HOW ABOUT WE PUT THEM ON STICKS AND SERVE THEM IN A VASE WITH NOTHING ELSE” LIKE YOU COULDNT EVEN SERVE IT WITH A [FRIGGIN] SECOND FRUIT OR EVEN [FRIGGIN] LEAVES OR WHATEVER… IM SO MAD. [FRIGGIN] FROZEN GRAPES ON A STICK.

AND THEY WERENT EVEN SEEDLESS GRAPES…"

Image credits: Garden_Faery

#8 Our Sharing Starter Came In A Sink

Image credits: cwsphotographer

#9 My Friend Was Served A Single Potato On A Tiny Chair

Image credits: lu-ne

#10 Saw A Bird Nest Post Here And Thought This Was Comparable

Image credits: konigswagger

#11 “Don’t Eat The Rocks” - Waiter Upon Serving

Image credits: swflmeli

#12 Carrot Served On A Telephone

Image credits: MrSusan_

#13 The Syrup Is Already Going Down His Arm

Image credits: ZebraBoat

#14 Gordon Got Served A Steak On A Roof Tile

Image credits: bigppman2

#15 This Is Just A Whole New Level Of Laziness

Image credits: GuaveGummyBear

#16 The Jello Tasted Alright, Nothing Special

Image credits: CTU-24

#17 Just Why??

Image credits: toremick

#18 My Friend's Ramen Was Served In A Beer Mug

Image credits: Mo1s7

#19 Here's My Cocktail. With Ducks. In A Bath

Image credits: littleshan

#20 Sorbetto With Foam Served In A Lightbulb On A Bed Of Dried Grass

Image credits: mightgooutside

#21 Cheese Served On A Mouse Trap

Image credits: the_avo_89

#22 Not A Plate, But An Actual Glass Would Be Nice

Image credits: soseidel79

#23 This Broccoli On Barbed Wire

Image credits: oldfashioned24

#24 Lol Excuse Me?

Image credits: alizaman1995

#25 These Artful Potatoes

Image credits: beigeblancmange

#26 Not In Need Of A Plate, But A Bowl Would Have Been Nice As Opposed To This Wine Glass For My Soup, Which Was Poured At The Table Out Of A Wine Bottle

Image credits: frysause-

#27 We Want... Bongs?

Image credits: imgur.com

#28 Dinner Chow On Fort Bragg

Image credits: SonofShenadoah

#29 At A Conference In Houston

Image credits: bwelnicki

#30 Digging For Chicken In A Shovel Full Of Peppers

Image credits: tumuchpaper

#31 Not Shown: The Sauce Proceeding To Spill Onto My Lap

Image credits: ecapstone

#32 A Glass Of Wings With A Bucket Of Fries

Image credits: Treale

#33 Steak And Mashed Taters In A Sombrero

Image credits: issyababymamma

#34 My Drink Was Served In A Takeout Box

Image credits: KikiDeevolution

#35 We Demand Plates

Image credits: Top_pilots

#36 Steak On A Rock With Pebbles Underneath

Image credits: syko-hntr

#37 Main Course On A Picture Frame, The Dessert Came In A Wooden Box

Image credits: ciongyik

#38 Didn't Expect My Appetizer To Be Served Inside A Dresser But Ok

Image credits: kiwimeli

#39 Sauce In A Cup Of Ice Cream On A Rock. Better Eat It Fast

Image credits: jgl2832

#40 Scrolling Through Instagram This Morning And Found This

Image credits: lavrenmc

#41 $500 Tasting Menu, And This Is How Dessert Was Served...

Image credits: krazy4001

#42 Dinner At A Corporate Christmas Party. Mashed Potatoes, Roast Beef, And Peas In A Martini Glass

Image credits: nolawsdrinkclaws

#43 Fried Chicken Served On Hay

Image credits: 123martin01

#44 When You Have Lunch At 12:00 And Tennis At 12:05

Image credits: ImMisterBrightside

#45 I'm Gonna Swing From The Chandelier, From The Chandelier

Image credits: coup_detat_21

#46 Asked For A Bowl For My Yoghurt - We Don’t Want Plates!

Image credits: C4r0l1n3

#47 I Don’t See Any Birds In This Cage

Image credits: bivian

#48 This Is Not Acceptable.

Image credits: horfor

#49 Drink Served In A Bag With A Rubber Duck

Image credits: shlippshlopp

#50 Friend Of Mine Just Posted This From His Dinner Out. Rope As A Plate. Some Sort Of Fruit Roses.

Image credits: pibond80

#51 I Was Stumped...

Image credits: xkombatxwombatx

#52 Truffled Caviar Bumps At Grant Achatz's Next Restaurant In Chicago

Image credits: rcl1221

#53 Bacon On The Move

Image credits: Jamerman123

#54 Trash Can Kids For The Big Game At Fuzzy's

Image credits: imgur

#55 My Friend Got Served This Grilled Cheese Monstrosity

Image credits: universal_cynic

#56 Steaks On A Bell

Image credits: NotScottK

#57 Dessert, Waiter Instructed Us To Make Sure We Licked Our Hands Clean. In Their Defense It Was Delicious

Image credits: Monkey917

#58 Burgers As Garnish In A Bloody Mary

Image credits: jkwalsh17

#59 Cheese Foam That Is Spooned Onto The Back Of Your Hand By The Waiter And Then You Have To Lick It Off

Image credits: secroothatch

#60 Saw This On Instagram

Image credits: DogShitJunkie

#61 We Wheely Wanted Plates

Image credits: oxident

#62 My Tiramisu Came In A Moka Pot, Scraping The Food Out Of There Made The Most Awful Sounds

Image credits: Madidom

#63 Just Some Food Served On Unedible Dead Fish

Image credits: wintersundontcare

#64 My Appetizer Came Locked In A Box

Image credits: Marco-Calvin-polo

#65 Choo Choo! All Aboard The Impractical Train.

Image credits: ayup_duck

#66 My Boyfriend Ordered Nachos And We Thought This Would Fit Here

Image credits: linerys

#67 The Ridiculously Stacked Bloody Mary Trend Seems To Have Taken Over Milkshakes As Well... (Photo Not Mine)

Image credits: ButtsMagoob

#68 Mmmm... Community Table Salad?

Image credits: earthboundhellion37

#69 Got My Chocolate Cake Served On This Old Tile Today

Image credits: 0m4x

#70 Onion Rings On A Funnel

Image credits: Kl0wn91

#71 Ah Yes, The Infamous Salmon Dryer Hanger

Image credits: SKTauphile

#72 This Is An Interesting Way To Serve Food. First Drink Then Eat Out Of The Same Bottle

Image credits: IsabelleRomy

#73 Frozen On A Cactus

Image credits: Benetton_Cumbersome

#74 I Refuse To Eat Off Of The Three Seashells!!!

Image credits: Lorax1987

#75 Condiments For Bread Served On Baking Paper

Image credits: Fickle_Locksmith

#76 Waitress Asked If We Wanted Another Plate For The Tacos We Were Splitting. I Assumed She Meant A Small Round Piece Of Ceramic. Not Another Chunk Of Wood.

Image credits: PartyAmericaBeer

#77 Maple Bacon Wings. This Was After The Waitress Went To “Clean It Up” When We Told Her It Had Been Pouring Off The Board As She Was Walking Across The Restaurant And It Almost Got All Over My Boyfriend

Image credits: notyouraveragedogmom

#78 Finally Happened To Me!

Image credits: RedRob93

#79 Not Sure If This Belongs Here But My Friend Got Her Smoothie In A Lightbulb

Image credits: SharpestOfAll

#80 A Delicious Disaster

Image credits: drunkenfoodie

#81 Syrup Running Through The Thumb Hole

Image credits: gochujangface

#82 Shrimp Served This Thing And The Server Immediately Asked “I Assume You’re Going To Need A Plate For This?”

Image credits: Baltimoron50

#83 Tacos. In Shot Glasses. All Of The Filling Slid To The Bottom

Image credits: jenesmall

#84 Soup Has Been Served In A Flower Pot

Image credits: dwauctioneer

#85 My First Restaurant Meal In Jaipur, India. I Had No Idea Why They Put A Toolbox With A Plastic Syringe On My Table

Image credits: FearlessTravels

#86 Fries In A Little Car... Yes, The Price Label Is Still On It (And All Other Cutlery Too)

Image credits: Vini-B

#87 Indoor Snowboarding Place Cafe Serves Pizza On Real Snowboard

Image credits: tsunx4

#88 My Friend Snapped Her Dessert In A Tree

Image credits: Trolllullul80

#89 Spaghetti Juice Leaked All Over The Table And Me

Image credits: kittyinthecouds

#90 The Nacho Cone

Image credits: 00glim00glee

#91 Margarita In An Old Hubcap Anyone?

Image credits: bigfatguy64

#92 Grilled Cheese Served On A Hook, Dripping Into The Soup Below

Image credits: Tommithy1686

#93 Meat On A Silver Ox Skull

Image credits: timbo54

#94 A Balkan Breakfast

Image credits: snizzlephritz

Get Discount
x